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Do we even know what an SEO expert witness does to qualify for such a position? This definitely takes the cake in being most moronic service a consultant or company can associate themselves with. Do you expect to win clients by aiding and encouraging litigation? Can we expect the SEO police to protect the SEO expert witnesses from SEO black hats that try their best to infiltrate SEO strongholds like Google, MSN, and Yahoo?

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It is a sad tragedy of what happened in Manhattan’s casting call for America’s Next Top Model where people got seriously hurt. However, there’s no one to blame but the organizers who did not take into account of crowd control. Come on Tyra Banks, take a page out of American Idol auditions and put in place all the necessary measures to accommodate easily lead human cattle before they start defecating on themselves.

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I want ten minutes of my life back. Why does a national television network have to put up with this shit? No wonder television continues to lose viewers every year. An episode of Celebrity Apprentice is analogous smearing the Trump brand in fecal matter.

SEO has turned into more than increased natural rankings for expanding business operations. Corporate 500 companies are turning to search engine optimization companies for reputation management where the majority of search results are positive websites and articles created for the sole purpose of trumping negative first page results. Call it media propaganda or whatever, but SEO works for companies who want to cover up trails of complaints or bad publicity. SEO is the new PR, everlasting public relations that last for the next 10-20 years as long as search engines rule the world wide web.

Nothing is recession proof. PPC spend has been generally down overall in the first quarter of 2009 as advertiser are cutting back due to the number of revenue verses spend closing in the gap. When you continue to spend the same amount as previous quarters, but with shrinking revenue, it is a natural approach to cut down or decrease the online marketing budget. This may be a result of shoppers being more selective on their purchasing due to less disposable income. Advertisers typically run into the problem of having the same amount of people clicking on the same ads, but with less people buying.

What’s the worst thing that can happen to a person of power or influence? It is to be forgotten. George Bush Jr. fits this role as he has left the national office. The legacies that are left in his political wake destroyed the Bush family name because of not being able to take criticism and not being curious enough to question what’s right and what’s wrong. Do I hate the guy? No. Do I want to remember him? No.

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Notes from a poker session: Dealt AA, raise preflop, 2 callers. Board AK5. Bet by UG1, UG2 fold, I raise. Turn K. Check by UG1. I Check. River 5. UG1 bets big, I think and reraise all in. Snap call by UG1 with KKK55. I win with AAAKK.

Have you seen the Yahoo! Search display ads? It is a play on missing person photos on milk cartons with the tag line: “LOST Last Seen: Searching Google for music vidoes. [head shot] Missing Since Breakfast”. I think it is great that Yahoo is starting fight back more and trying to take back some of the lost market share of searches.

As of today, all three major search engines have officially accepted the use of the new canonical tag. SEO is becoming more esoteric and more of a big joke everyday helping to create new professionals out of thin air. Now help explain why search engines as powerful as Google cannot determine the main index page of your website, instead requires you to fill out question #32, then match the amount to page 4 - section 8.2d, if more subtract 500, if less then you don’t have a default page. The webmaster put up one index page, but Google can’t tell the difference between “domain.com, www.domain.com, www.domain.com/index.html” unless you hire an SEO to audit your website and apply the canonical tag to your 1 page.

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Of course the morons win with billions and trillions of dollars into a housing market that was a bubble to begin with. While millions of Americans are without the simple necessities of health care. Pumping billions into a saving people’s mortgages does not save one life, or help people recover from their illnesses. The health industry can be improved if money was only allocated to it rather than advocating bad behavior of greedy bankers, and mortgage lenders. Wake up Washington politicians, save some lives instead of bailing out these fools.