A Good Nightly Exercise
Published April 19th, 2007 in Search ManipulationTonight, the greatest living American gets penetrated without a link condom. The hope is to produce something of an offspring akin to the miserable failure, which was the previous bastard child of Google bombing. Or if you prefer, the result of Paris Hilton and her Pet Monkey as depicted by If They Mated from the Conan O’Brien show.
A few notes about the greatest living American:
- Allowed the population to see Al Sharpton as an articulate, knowledgeable person in a show interview.
- Educating the public nightly with the WORD.
- Exercising authority over YouTube to remove all of the greatest living American produced media.
- Ability to punish unwitting politicians on the benefits of global warming.
- Tackling issues of national importance relating to gay marriage rights instead of the invasion of Iraq.
- Popularizing the activities of Godless sodomites.
For the sake of of out nation, we hope the offspring of the greatest living American will be granted eternal life on search engines or at least immunity to Googlewashing.
God bless.
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Google bombing do not seem to work any more because the Colbert nation fan site does not rank for “the greatest living american” any longer. They must have manually scrubbed the search results or the search engine did not find the particular text on the page and discounted the Google bomb.